Greetings human, non-euclidean geometric lifeform, quantum clown creature, demigod, metaphysical being, lamp, hive-mind, sentient Higgs boson, mass of writhing appendages, malevolent godlike AI, an abstracted figment of your own imagination, or whatever else you might or might not be!

I am a Goblin-like creature trying to share his nebulous particulates with a small percentage of the internet.

Trapped (like a psychological ghost) somewhere between ‘83 and ’99 I’m an arm-chair biologist; a horror fanatic; a lover of cartoons and video games; a reader of many comics/books and a collector! I love collecting all kinds of bizarre things from taxidermy to 80's toys to clowns to skeletons to tiny little toilets!! (I also love and collect Boglins.... so many Boglins.... they're eating all my red Leicester cheese!!)

I live with my Squish and partner in slime™ - we're proud cat guardians/dads and the owners of many exotic critters; triops, tarantulas, hermit crabs, cockroaches, frogs, newts, toads, rats, beetles, snails, slugs, and millipedes.

If you are interested in paying a smol gremlin to draw monsters for you then please check my commission info page!

( Made with Carrd )